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05/05/2004
Entry: "The bugs are coming..."

As many of my web family already knows, or will know soon, the Eastern and Mid-Atlantic state region is about to be swarmed any day now by billions of fugly red-eyed , winged creatures who are about to come out the ground and head for the nearest vertical object with basically two things in mind...food and sex...LMAO. Seriously though, these clumsy flying critters are 17 year Brood X cicadas who miracously or fiendishly, depending on how you view these bugs, come out of the ground every 17 years, head for the nearest tree to suck some tree juice, molts it's outer shell, get's it's wing action together and basically just starts pimping the female bugs while making some noise...*basically anyway, ok?* LOL...Anywhoo, the good thing is they don't bite, sting, or attack, but they do make an incredible noise when they get together and they like flying into things...such as your face, etc....they moving in for approximately six weeks starting any day now and when they die they litter the ground with crunchy shells and wings and stink big time, I heard...oh well may as well learn something from all of this, eh? You tell me...

chillin'

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8 brothers and sisters helped me to understand.


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on Monday, February 28th, 2005 @ 10:25 AM EST
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Thank you! Chinese Apes.

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on Monday, February 28th, 2005 @ 10:25 AM EST
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on Friday, May 7th, 2004 @ 12:18 AM EST
Missy said

you're bugs don't sound too badwink thnx for the luvly insight on these suckers.lol. I've learned something new today. But let me ask u this...have u ever seen flying cockroaches? now there's a bug! lol.

have a safe and happy friday!

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on Thursday, May 6th, 2004 @ 03:08 PM EST
Ang said

Hey!Thanks so much for linking me, despite the fact that my site is semi-nekkid at the moment....I love the icon you made too. Have a good evening, dear!

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on Thursday, May 6th, 2004 @ 12:27 PM EST
Chandra said

Wassup Greggy,
thanks for the sweet e-mail, I really appreciate it. I love getting emails for you. Your a true friend.

The bugs are coming...oh noooo, the attack of the bugs. I HATE all bugs, thats one reason why I hate summer and they always find a way in the house. crying crazy

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on Thursday, May 6th, 2004 @ 12:29 AM EST
Cheryl said

LOL! big grin I was reading this blog while at work earlier and I said to myself: "Self? Why is Greggy blogging about what I despise most outside of snakes? Why is Greggy blogging about crunchy, noisy bugs?" Self didn't answer.sad
I don't know of any true pimps who blog about bugs, playa. You ain't no balla. LOL!!!razz

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on Wednesday, May 5th, 2004 @ 08:02 AM EST
Ang said

crazyAck! So these 'things' come out to get their feed on, and their ---- on, then they swarm like locusts and fly into your face after all that getting laid? Or during their quest to get laid? Heh. You turned something purely scientific and biological into one really funny post and I dig that. big grin I'm off to google this now, I just can't resist

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