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02/07/2005
Entry: "Morotic Idions"

Have you ever been in a situation where you were driving and traffic had gotten you all worked up and in a vocal way where you were trying to "let others know what you felt of their drivng" without quite MF'ing them (but only because of the close presence of others) and blurted out something completely ridiculous? As many of you know by a few of my past blog gripes, driving is a pet peeve of mine...or should I say "the lack of" driving skills in my fellow Americans, resident aliens, illegals, immigrants or whatnot, dig? A few days ago while on my way home making the usual daily observations on the incredible lack of driving skills most people exhibit now-a-days, I was dayum near kilt by a driver making a U-turn from a parked position on my right side as I was passing by. As I swerved to avoid certain death, she (the other driver) screamed something about "duck too" at me and signaled with her middle finger that she understood me? I'm like what the???? In my frustration at the complete craziness of it all, I yelled after her.."You "frinkin" Morotic Idion!!!" Of course, what I was trying to yell was "you Idiotic Moron!", but as my tongue sometimes moves much faster than my brain, that's what came out...and after I thought about it and of course laughed my tail off over the silliness of how it all sounded, I thought...hmm, that does fit them to a T. They are Morotic Idion's after all...LOL.

p.s... how do the natives drive in your neck of the woods?

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on Saturday, February 12th, 2005 @ 08:04 AM EST
Shanti said

LMFAO greggy "Morotic Idion" you're the bomb razz

:o) Hey Shanti! I meant to ask you how the natives drive over THERE? Me myself, I'd be scurred to death to drive over there in Europe, what with folk driving on the other side of the road and stuff. Y'all should be most thankful Greggy don't live over there and have to drive...LMAO. Have agreat Valentines Day!...greggy...

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on Thursday, February 10th, 2005 @ 09:20 PM EST
ManNMotion said

You ain't kiddin. Earlier this week I was on a cell phone call with a client (with headset, and trying to get OFF the phone quickly, which I did, okay, end of diversion) and stopped in traffic with a whole bunch of morotic idions (copyrighted term by Greggy) people trying to cut in all in front of me to get in the turning lane having passed everyone in it. And blocking other traffic in the process. And cutting epople off to turn in front of them in the intersection. My pet peeve lol. I wondered if the client noticed the testiness in my voice.

I feel ya Man...Now, it's gotten so bad out there I very rarely talk much when I'm driving since it requires that much effort to concentrate on avoidance driving...and I'm not talking about being on the cellie at the same time either, this is just driving and talking at the same time!...LOL. Have a good week...greggy

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on Thursday, February 10th, 2005 @ 10:03 AM EST
Bay-Bay said

Sweetie, I hope you are feeling better todayrazz I almost got kilt too the other day by a fool trying to change lanes while yapping on a cellie crazy
I'll check on ya latah!xoxoxo

:o) Thanx for the "gift" the other day buddy! It made my day, especially with the kind of day I was having then. Thanx for caring. And please watch out for them fool Idion's out there, they seem to be multiplying like rabbits...LOL. See you soon? Have a great Friday!...greggy

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on Wednesday, February 9th, 2005 @ 10:45 PM EST
Frank said

Mr. Greg, I live on the other side of the beltway from you brother. And I have to tell you, I'm sure I've had some of those...um, what did you call them, oh yeah those idions cross my paths too. Meditation does seem to help me handle these folks. I just know my level of tolerance has increased alot since I've been doing it when I drive around knuckleheads who think that they own the road. Go figure! Be cool man.

Ok Frank...I'm gonna try meditating the next time before I head out the door. If it works for you and you have to deal with 495 action everyday, you must be on to something no doubt...LOL. 495 is notorious for raising a bruh's stress factor a hundred fold. I'll chill from now on...I hope...LOL...greggy

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on Wednesday, February 9th, 2005 @ 05:12 PM EST
Abbie:D said

I'm in southern Cal - we have no natives. Actually, it's a theory of mine that all the bad drives from the other 49 states settle here. Me? Well, I'm a driving native, since I learned how to drive here, so my driving is perfect.... :-D

No natives in Southeren Cali? Sure you do...they just so busy driving other folk off the road you don't notice them that's all...LOL @ your theory about other drivers settling there. Funny, that's what I always thought of Maryland...greggy

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on Wednesday, February 9th, 2005 @ 07:33 AM EST
Cheryl said

Well, I like what Tam said about her traffic 'cause it totally fits Denvers drivers. If it snows watch out for the suv's that run you over and the folks who can't drive on a clear day. If it rains watch out for the suv's that run you over and the folks who can't drive on a clear day. Morotic Idions!! big grin

So Denver drivers are off the hook too huh? Same here, if it snows, rains, gets cloudy, foggy, or even hints at bad weather, folk here lose their frinkin driving minds. And if it gets the least bit icy out there...*shudder*...greggy

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on Wednesday, February 9th, 2005 @ 12:05 AM EST
lis said

i live in cali - reputation for traffic ~ you know you've heard! it's horrible!!!! and i drive in it err day. i absolutely hate it greggy and i have oftentimes said words a 'lady' shouldn't say! LOL

Lawd yes I have heard about Cali drivers...and especiually the traffic jams you guys have to sit through on the freeways...*sigh* I've always told the wife that by verbally "communicating" my displeasure with the other drivers driving, it keeps me from going completely off the deep end and self-destructing in 30 seconds...LOL...greggy

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on Tuesday, February 8th, 2005 @ 07:14 PM EST
Yolanda said

I'll have to tell you when I'm reincarnated cuz I get kilt every day. Morotic Idions . . . rotfl

hehehe...I know I'm laughing and joking about it now, but I know in just about 40 minutes I'm going to be heading out there again...I'm beginning to think there might be a big magnet or something in my car pulling other cars towards me..lol...greggy

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on Tuesday, February 8th, 2005 @ 01:28 PM EST
Tam said

Horrible!!! And, dear Lord pleeeeaaase don't let a drop of rain fall from the sky. It gets MUCH worse. I won't even mention the possibility of ice or snow (in Texas).

hehehe...Tam, I didn't know the drivers down there in Texas were that bad. Here, it's like most drivers forget what the hell they supposed to be doing behind the wheel once inclement weather hits...greggy

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